lilamzers

"As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters."

hitrecordjoe:

And, the Gregory Brothers strike again! :oD

schmoyoho:

guitar-shredding sloth + Ellen + Kristen Bell = this. (that’s just basic arithmetic)


lesliepope:

The NBC fandom is the best fandom of all the fandoms, may god have mercy on your soul if you’re missing out

P.S. “You” - Donald Trump

(Source: specialagentwhalesong)

I wanna thank my daughter, Alice, for being the funniest person in my family. For coining phrases like “I want to go to there” and sometimes just putting on pretend make-up in the mirror, and she’ll turn to me and say, “I look like Barack Obama.” She has somehow gotten it in her head that it’s a good thing to resemble a famous politician. I don’t know where she got that idea.

(Source: cheia)

Snow, go away!  So this week was fun in chicago… But now there’s a huge snow storm, I’ve been stranded at the airport all day, and I just want to be home in portlandia :(

Snow, go away! So this week was fun in chicago… But now there’s a huge snow storm, I’ve been stranded at the airport all day, and I just want to be home in portlandia :(


Jimmy: Are you on facebook or any of that stuff?Emma: No, I had to delete my facebook.Jimmy: Why?Emma: Because I got addicted to FarmVille. Have you see people that are like, “Dadada needs help building their barn. Donate a nail! Or a board!” Jimmy: It’s a fake farm…Emma: It’s a fake farm, but it doesn’t feel fake, Jimmy. Jimmy: You’re getting crazy, you’re getting crazy!Emma: I was leaving dinners… to harvest. Real dinners!

Jimmy: Are you on facebook or any of that stuff?
Emma: No, I had to delete my facebook.
Jimmy: Why?
Emma: Because I got addicted to FarmVille. Have you see people that are like, “Dadada needs help building their barn. Donate a nail! Or a board!” 
Jimmy: It’s a fake farm…
Emma: It’s a fake farm, but it doesn’t feel fake, Jimmy
Jimmy: You’re getting crazy, you’re getting crazy!
Emma: I was leaving dinners… to harvest. Real dinners!

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